Chapter 5: Assassination of Dong (Part 1)

Cao Cao laughed heartily, affectionately patted his head, and said: "No, not at all. Do you know why? This is my great charisma, my charisma. Remember to come back and learn again tomorrow." After saying this, he withdrew his feet and walked away gracefully

Uh, it seems there is a little bit

In Dong Zhuo's own words: "I don't give a damn about being fat, I call this being imposing."

However, on one occasion, a clueless young man actually took the Seven Star... Sword and repeatedly expressed his gratitude. Wang Yun's face turned pale at that moment, and then he said: "However, given your status, it seems inappropriate to go out holding a watermelon knife."

No, it's not just a little; I am indeed playing with you

At this time, Luoyang is the capital of the nation and also the most prosperous city in the world. It is a place where one can easily gain fame; typically, individuals with a modest reputation in such places, when taken outside, possess the ability to flaunt their power.

That person laughed heartily: I just saw it.

Cao Cao raised a finger and shook it, saying: "Wrong. One must understand that my smile varies in different situations; a single key cannot open all doors, and a smile cannot enchant everyone."

After receiving the money, Cao Cao struck a pose and showcased it.

As I walked along, I found myself at a loss for a good solution, but I recalled hearing someone mention a person named Cao Cao a few days ago, who was said to be quite formidable. It was said that with just a smile, he could capture Dong Zhuo's spirit, truly remarkable. Could he be the reincarnation of Longyang Jun? (The author notes that when many people pass on a story, it can lead to such results.) I must seek him out to see if I can hire him as a doorkeeper. If he smiles at the passersby, wouldn't my place be bustling with visitors? If a smile is worth ten taels of silver, then smiling a hundred times a day would yield a thousand taels, a thousand smiles would amount to ten thousand taels, and with a little more effort, a smile a day could bring in a hundred thousand taels. Hahaha, I would be rich. I must seek him out to see if I can hire him as a doorkeeper. If he smiles at the passersby, wouldn't my place be bustling with visitors? If a smile is worth ten taels of silver, then smiling a hundred times a day would yield a thousand taels, a thousand smiles would amount to ten thousand taels, and with a little more effort, a smile a day could bring in a hundred thousand taels. Hahaha, I would be rich.

Individuals who aspire to enhance their personal charm

In this day and age, ultimately, it still comes down to relying on force to make one's point

You wouldn't think that I am playing tricks on you would you

On that occasion, after Cao Cao displayed the fourth identical smile to a spy and received the payment, he squinted and asked him

That fellow tilted his head and thought for a long time, then shook his head

As soon as these words were spoken, many people nearby nodded vigorously in agreement, collectively exclaiming: "Mighty ... ... "

"Is it... oh, why does it seem a bit shorter? Ah, no, no."

The minor official, before facing execution, died with his eyes wide open, seeking the executioner to tell him the reason.

However, some discerning individuals have realized that while the ability to flatter is certainly indispensable for possessing extraordinary charm, what is even more important is an innate charisma. Some people, simply standing there, evoke a sense of awe akin to towering mountains, while others, with a slight smile, leave one feeling as if they are shrouded in mystery. And this Cao Cao, with such a high charm index, could it be that he is the legendary star of tomorrow

On the other side, Cao Cao found A Gou, who was selling groceries at the street corner: "Damn, A Gou, that fossil powder of yours is really something. I only applied a little on the soles of my shoes, and after standing for a while, I almost sank all the way down. Do you have any left? I need another half a kilogram."

However, not everyone shares Wang Yun's practical mindset. Nevertheless, there is a consensus that good resources should be shared and utilized collectively. Thus, in the surrounding areas centered around the Dong residence, influential court officials, skilled martial artists, and aspiring youths sprang into action, igniting a whirlwind of a "Great Search for Cao Cao". All information regarding Cao Cao became highly sought after, such as how many times his eyes blink in a minute, the frequency of his nostrils twitching, whether the corners of his mouth turn up or down when he smiles, how many hairs he has on his legs, and so forth. Therefore, in the surrounding areas centered around the Dong residence, influential court officials, skilled martial artists, and aspiring youths sprang into action, igniting a whirlwind of a "Great Search for Cao Cao". All information regarding Cao Cao became highly sought after, such as how many times his eyes blink in a minute, the frequency of his nostrils twitching, whether the corners of his mouth turn up or down when he smiles, how many hairs he has on his legs, and so forth. Everyone hoped that by synthesizing this information, they could analyze the essence of Cao Cao's remarkable charm in order to imitate it and transfer it to themselves.

Money flows out like water, yet what one receives are various strange smiles and glances from all directions. Even the most talented individuals cannot derive any methods to enhance their charm from this. Just as everyone is about to give up, they coincidentally receive a notification from Cao Cao.

Brother, have you learned anything?

After finishing his speech, the little official felt quite pleased with himself, secretly marveling at how his flattery skills had improved. He thought to himself that when Dong Zhuo arrived, he would have to showcase them well. Unexpectedly, this remark reached Dong Zhuo's ears, causing the flesh on both sides of his cheeks to sag immediately, and he uttered a single word: "Execute"

A minor official entered the capital and presented many gifts to Dong Zhuo, who was very pleased and intended to promote him. He was taken to the bedroom for a detailed discussion. When the minor official arrived in the bedroom, Dong Zhuo had not yet come. Upon seeing Dong Zhuo's bed, he exclaimed, "This double bed of Minister Dong is quite large, truly embodying the grandeur of embracing the world."

Sima Wang Yun, on a dark and windy night, was in his courtyard holding a watermelon knife inlaid with seven large diamonds, walking back and forth. Indeed, it was that seven-diamond watermelon knife. If one were to ask why the watermelon knife was adorned with diamonds, the usual explanation would be wealth, akin to a person wearing six gold rings on one hand. However, Wang Yun was not wealthy; this knife represented eighty percent of his possessions. It was precisely because he lacked money that he sought to maintain an appearance of affluence. When others saw this watermelon knife, they would gasp in astonishment, give a thumbs up, and exclaim: "Indeed, a noble family, a prestigious lineage." When Wang Yun entertained guests, he often casually picked up this knife, allowing the other party to marvel at it, and then he would say: "Brother, if you like it, just take it. It's just a watermelon knife, it doesn't matter." Naturally, the other party would respond: "I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare," and then express their heartfelt gratitude.

Cao Cao: "Nonsense, because this situation is the same as the previous one"

In the distance, Cao Cao felt a sudden soreness in his face and hurriedly rubbed it with his hand

What is wrong with you? Do you have an impulse to flatten people?

At this moment, Dong Zhuo has just accomplished a monumental event: the abolition and establishment of a new order

Due to several encounters, Dong Zhuo had a particularly favorable impression of Cao Cao, and could not help but mention Cao Cao's name in different contexts, with a tone that was not devoid of admiration. As a result, Cao Cao's name spread throughout the Dong residence, and for a time, everyone wanted to see what this extraordinarily charming man looked like

In such a situation, if it were someone else, even a fool would know they were being played. Those engaged in espionage are certainly not fools, yet upon encountering Cao Cao, regardless of what he says, they find some merit in it. At times, they may have a vague sense that something is amiss, but in the face of Cao Cao's amiable smile, they cannot bring themselves to act on it. Thus, in just three days, Cao Cao amassed a fortune.

Cao Cao has another admirable quality, which is his sincerity. The last time he met Dong Zhuo, he couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "Prime Minister, you have lost weight again; you must take care of your health and not overexert yourself for the sake of the state." As soon as he finished speaking, tears almost welled up in his eyes. Alas, in this day and age, young people like Cao Cao are becoming increasingly rare.

That bastard waved his hand and said, wherever, whatever, the things given by Situ Zeng, don't mention this watermelon knife, even if it were a toilet seat, it would still be infinitely glorious to hold.

The former King of Chenliu has now become the current sovereign. Just yesterday, the sovereign was slaughtered by Dong Zhuo like a chicken. Alongside him, the Empress Dowager and Consort Dong were also killed.

Wang Yun took a vigorous sip of tea, then feigned a moment of enlightenment, saying: "Ah, how could I have forgotten? The last time my little niece came to visit, I promised to give her a gift for this year's birthday. Alas, I am getting old and forgetful, please forgive me."

When a person becomes obsessed with money, they may end up dreaming like Wang Yun. Upon waking from his dream, Wang Yun suddenly erupted into a heart-wrenching wail. It turned out that while he was wandering and dreaming, one of the seven diamonds on his watermelon knife had unknowingly fallen off. Damn, the craftsmanship is really poor, how could this happen? There was no other choice; Wang Yun had to light a lantern, crouch down like a frog, and conduct a thorough search of the courtyard by himself. Just to mention, during that era, the treatment for officials was quite good, and the garden of the Minister's residence was at least around ten acres.

There is a most famous fat man in Luoyang, who is also the most renowned fat man in the world. This fat man is surnamed Dong and named Zhuo. However, anyone who dares to call Dong Zhuo fat in front of him will face dire consequences

After receiving the money, Cao Cao struck a pose again, showcasing once more.

At this time, Cao Cao demonstrated his remarkable observational skills and adaptability. He often walked straight up to the hidden scouts and said, "You want to know what I look like when I smile? Come, one hundred taels."

That person said: "Huh, why do I look almost the same as that one just now?"

Thud thud, it fell in a heap

And that Cao Cao, having only met a few times, can actually earn such admiration from Dong Zhuo; what extraordinary charm must he possess? Even if it is merely through flattery, it is an unparalleled skill, a master rarely seen in a thousand years. If one could learn a thing or two from him, one would naturally have no worries about food and drink in the future

Straying from the topic, let us speak of Wang Yun, who walked back and forth in the courtyard, recalling how recently everyone had been sending gifts directly to the Dong residence, resulting in a flock of sparrows chirping incessantly in front of the door, leaving behind a large pile of bird droppings, which was becoming increasingly burdensome. This situation must be addressed; otherwise, next month he would have to eat cold noodles.

The title of this unparalleled charming man is not given lightly. It is important to note that Dong Xiangguo is not one to easily praise others. How many capable subordinates and skilled flatterers have only managed to elicit a laugh or two from Dong Zhuo, which is already enough to make them feel elated. In private, the only one he truly praised was his adopted son, Lü Bu. Even Li Ru, who is known for his intelligence among his subordinates, did not receive such recognition. It is worth noting how long Lü Bu has been with him and how many times he has saved him; he is indeed the Lü Fengxian, the Red Hare among men and Lü Bu among horses. In private, the only one he truly praised was his adopted son, Lü Bu. Even Li Ru, who is known for his intelligence among his subordinates, did not receive such recognition. It is worth noting how long Lü Bu has been with him and how many times he has saved him; he is indeed the Lü Fengxian, the Red Hare among men and Lü Bu among horses. Uh, it seems I have misspoken.

Greetings. As is well known, charm is an indispensable quality in a person's journey of growth. With charm, one can attract beautiful women, earn a great deal of money, gain the admiration of others, rise in official ranks, and in summary, serve the motherland, revitalize the Han dynasty, avert crises at critical moments, and support the crumbling edifice. Ah, our great leader, wise and mighty, long live, long live! (Dong Zhuo received this notification from his underground intelligence network, and upon reading this, he could not help but smile and say, "Good, good, a heart of a true patriot. Revitalize the Han dynasty, avert crises at critical moments, support the crumbling edifice. Ah, our great leader, wise and mighty, long live, long live!" Dong Zhuo received this notification from his underground intelligence network, and upon reading this, he could not help but smile and say, "Good, good, a heart of a true patriot." The young emperor, who was only a few years old, upon reading this, could not help but shed tears, saying, "I did not expect that our great Han still has such loyal ministers."). I am pleased that you all, like me, recognize the importance of charm. However, to cultivate this rare quality, mere piecemeal efforts are insufficient; systematic training is essential. Therefore—Charm Intensive Training Course, where you can realize your dreams in just three days, specially taught by the unparalleled charming man Cao Cao, passionately dedicated, at a shocking price of only 9999 taels of silver. Enrollment starts today, and there are only 888 spots available worldwide. Act quickly.

Recently, there was a person who left a deep impression on Dong Zhuo, and he secretly planned to promote him as his right-hand man at some point. This person is surnamed Cao, named Cao Cao, courtesy name Mengde, and he is currently just a valiant cavalry lieutenant. This young man clearly possesses abilities, unlike some who only know how to flatter.

Minister Dong now feels that his memory is deteriorating. Just the other day, Secretary Ding Guan sent him three thousand taels of gold and a troupe of singers. They had agreed that on the day of the deposed emperor's ceremony, Ding Guan would jump out and scold him, after which he would display his magnanimity by forgiving Ding Guan's disrespectful words. In this way, he would not only uphold Ding Guan's reputation as a gentleman but also demonstrate his own broad-mindedness.

You, you you you

Then he walked up to another scout and said: "To know what I look like when I smile, come, one hundred taels."

How majestic and powerful, it truly inspires my admiration

On the day when Ding Guan jumped out and scolded loudly, he accidentally blurted out the phrase "dead fat man." In a fit of anger, he forgot everything and immediately ordered someone to take him out and be killed. Thinking about it, this person is truly wronged. Alas, it shall not happen again, it shall not happen again

"Idiot, Prime Minister Dong was just angry a couple of days ago, saying that this bed is too small and needs to be widened by five feet, and you actually said that it is a double bed..."

A group of people surged out from various corners of the street, surrounding the spy and saying: "Hey, comrade, it was all just a joke, why not give him a beating?"

The person stood there in a daze, staring at the spot where Cao Cao had just been. The blue stone pavement had already sunk with two shoe prints, each one foot deep. On Cao Cao's way back, he also left a series of footprints that gradually faded from deep to shallow.